Monday, August 19, 2013

Sunday on the Hudson




Sunday afternoon, strolling through a Crafts Fair at Garrison New York
I saw many lovely, very expensive things: hand blown crystal expresso cups that really did cost $20 each, an orange, boxy sweatshirt just my style but not my size, a pair of pale pink earrings I really didn't need. Still don't.

Almost at the end of the stalls, at the farthest point along the river, I came across a table filled with pale pink and blue bas relief plaques. Nestled in the middle was an adorable hand painted pitcher of slightly different design. It was charming.

“I used a different technique for this,” the white haired artisan explained in a distinctly German accent.

In addition to the lovely colors of the display I was aware of the most wonderful odor.  Praising the pottery I asked what the aroma might be.

“Oh it must be the river,” she said looking over her shoulder at the Hudson behind her.

“I truly believe the Hudson  incapable of smelling this good.” I responded. “This is a marvelous fragrance, I would love to know what it is.”

So she turned to a woman, seated behind her, a friend and contemporary of both of us and said, “It must be you! What are you wearing?”

“Oh, its nothing, a very old perfume.” Her friend allowed.

“But its an outstanding fragrance. Could you please tell me what it is?”  I prodded.

“L’Interdit.” She said at last. “It was Audrey Hepburn’s perfume.  Givenchy created it just for her. They don't make it anymore. Yah.”

It was after a moment of reverence, that I purchased the charming pitcher. Majolica. I now know.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

The New York Times Giveth and the New York Times Taketh Away



I swear! 

Within two days the Times published one article, July 16, stating that Alzheimer’s rates were going down in Europe as the aging population grew healthier and more educated. “Yippee!” I cried,  “That has to be the same here in the US of A. Maybe I am not showing signs of dementia at all! I don't have to freak out every time I forget why I entered a room. Maybe its not the end of the world if I find the cereal in the refrigerator.” 

Talk about good news. I could possibly make it past 75 without losing it. I can put the bucket list in the waste basket for a while.

The very next day, July 17, there was another article saying that people who felt they were experiencing symptoms of dementia  eventually were diagnosed with the dread disease.

Gee,  thanks NY Times. I had almost 24 good hours.

Now I am doubling up on my worrying.  When I can’t remember whether or not I brushed my teeth or when I find the hair dryer in the laundry cupboard I can be dead certain I am headed for the dementia ward.

I’m worrying that worrying is in itself is a bad sign. So the catastrophe quotient has skyrocketed. Now even the smallest lapse in memory seems indicative of incipient Alzheimer’s. Notice the big words I used just to reassure myself that I still have a vocabulary.

Good grief, NY Times, let me alone.

So I am asking my fiends to share. I am paranoid about dementia. Are you paranoid too?

Isn’t that an Emily Dickinson poem for baby boomers?